nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

(Source: nerdjpg, via alycs)

almost-always-eventually-right:

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

this is amazing because you can listen to this and giggle like a maniac at how huge a failure this is or you could put this as background music in a dream sequence where people’s arms are contorting and there faces start melting off and it’s the most creepy as fuck discordant thing you’ve ever heard

(Source: skypevevo, via itwaslightcreamcheese)

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty, via unclefather)

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punkandthemonk:

So I finally got to meet the boys last night. I asked them for an “Awkward Family Photo” and this is what I got. I’m in love.

punkandthemonk:

So I finally got to meet the boys last night. I asked them for an “Awkward Family Photo” and this is what I got. I’m in love.

(via self-conclusi0n)

Tags: life goals

"I have lost and loved and won and cried myself to the person I am today."

— Charlotte Eriksson, Empty Roads & Broken Bottles; in search for The Great Perhaps (via argufy)

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I’m all for bro bonding time but when my bf chooses not to talk the entire night to play cod I can’t help but want to kick him in his nuts repeatedly sry

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

(via egberts)

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

(Source: frankiemarx420, via rhydonmyhardon)

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

(Source: sleep-ran, via notjackwhite)